CYBER-SPACE 2006:
"No you can't play poker here, you may be a responsible adult but we, your elected guardians, know better than you do what is right for you. Trust us, we are not after you; it's those other people"
CYBER-SPACE 2007:
"Sorry you can no longer google sites with the following words: poker, gaming, betting, Annie Duke, odds, felt, chips, pocket rockets and google."
CYBER-SPACE 2008:
"The online pornography ban has netted another 24,350 arrests in Washington State. Enforcement has been hampered by the large number of peace officers arresting each other."
"LATE UPDATE: Congress officially closed today when bail could not be rounded up for the 313 legislators in porno-prison"
CYBER-SPACE 2009:
"eBay shut down operations today after unsuccessfully fighting legislative that bans the sale of items which competed with the sales from the State of Walmart (formerly Arkansas)."
CYBER-SPACE 2010:
"President Bill First threw the switch in the White House Thorn and Bramble Garden today officially turning off the internet in the: 'Best interest of all Amerikans even if they don't know it themselves.'"
