The "Debonair"

By: Poker Shrink – October 01, 2006

The Debonair: A Family of Libations

You won’t get a lot of drunken, crack whore, lap dance, 4 AM crash&crawls in my blogs. For that wonderment please turn to The Grand High Master-Pauly. And while Tequila may occasionally turn the worm here. This is definitely a more middle-aged blog when it comes to the consumption of intoxicants. The drink of choice in my gang is the “Debonair” named after its creator (poker screen name, of course):

The Original Debonair consists of Pineapple Juice and Malibu Rum.

Variations to date are: the Screw Debonair, which is, Orange Juice and Malibu.

My personal favourite: the Boggy Debonair, which requires white not red Cranberry Juice with the Malibu.

If you use full-bodied red cranberry juice with your Malibu then you are slurping down a Nine-Ten Suited created, I might add, in the MGM poker room during a blogger mixed game extravaganza.

The Dawn Debonair consists of Malibu and Prune Juice, this one comes with a disclaimer.

And the Golden Debonair, the actual creation of which might be just a bit too graphic for my sedate blog.

 

A real Debonair is served Naked (with no fruit); anyone ordering one with a cherry will have his or her manhood questioned; as if drinking pineapple juice and designer rum is not enough to already question your stamina.

Poker Shrink – October 1, 2006 – 11:45am

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